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I'm the blond one. I like bands like Green Day, Fall Out Boy, P@TD!, Gorillaz, The Ramones, Blink 182, MKOTK, The Pretty Reckless, New Politics, Nirvana, Emily's Army and and and I could go on forever about bands. I like other stuff too and I play guitar. Ask me anything!

Joe and Patrick being absolutely adorable.

It doesn’t matter how old you are, bouncy castles are still genius

woodmeat:

woodmeat:

steveaokiofficial:

whoa if u type ur password on tumblr it will block it out 

************

creampieguy99

so yall were gonna let me play myself like that

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

therainingkiwi:

10thcloctor:

you can’t even understand how many years i have waited for a picture like this you really can’t fucking understand

kiwis are always relevant on my blog.

radioactivemongoose:

at my 16th birthday party my friend john accidentally flashed one of his balls and i remember it in vivid color & detail like sometimes i forget the faces of loved ones but that single nut haunts me. one time i fell in a ditch and i kept sabotaging myself like “what if the last thing i think of before i die is john’s nut” like i wasn’t actually gonna die but these are the kinds of things you consider when you fall in a ditch. john’s nut

haveagaydayorg:

[Image description: Pastel colored boxes with words and definitions on them: Romantic attraction: The desire to be in a romantic relationship with a person(s)

Aromantic - experiences no romantic attraction
Grayaromantic (or gray-aromantic) - rarely experiences romantic attraction
Demiromantic - experiences romantic attraction only after an emotional bond is made
Lithromantic - experiences romantic attraction, but does not want it reciprocated
Cupioromantic - desires a romantic relationship despite not feeling romantic attraction
quoiromantic (or wtfromantic) - finds it difficult to distinguish between romantic feelings and friendship]

666thsabbath:

penicillium-pusher:

Simple definition posters for some of the aromantic spectrum

…Shit…

wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read


Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

wolf-and-kitten:

littlestloucub:

doctor-daddy:

doctor-daddy:

b0ob-sweat:

canadumb:

SHE LEFT A BAG OF HER OWN SHIT ON HIS COUNTER

this is literally the funniest thing I have ever read

Shit happens.

I really DGAF: This was so funny that I had to put it in my queue for like months later to reblog again.

If i ever feel embarrassed about something I do I’m going to think of this and know it could be worse

"Well that’s embarrassing, but at least I didn’t leave a bad of shit on a guys counter"

honestcurrency:

Anonymous Asked: More edits of baby Patrick?

Be still, my heart

refreshes:

labias:

vinegod:

When you trip and your spaghetti falls out your pocket by KingBach

i hate this

i hate when this happens..

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pureandthimble:

Instructions so that you, too, can make your very own Glow Cloud.

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babyferaligator:

babyferaligator:

HOW DID BARACK PROPOSE TO MICHELLE 

HE GOT ON ONE KNEE, PULLED OUT A RING, AND SAID “I DONT WANNA BE OBAMASELF”

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news

lion:

dude hittin the nae nae on the news